Ugh.

I'll bet you a hundred bucks you can't get beyond the first paragraph of this Boston Globe "Love Monkey" review:

The language of CBS's ''Love Monkey" is Bob Dylan-ese, peppered with the odd Sex Pistols phrase, and spoken in a Talking Heads accent. It also has etymological roots in Aretha Franklin, CBGB, Air Supply, and Eric Clapton's ''Layla," which proudly announces itself in a cellphone ring tone.

Ugh.